Make Believe

Even though a lot of things didn’t go the right way,

there’s always this one thing that manages to make my day.

handmemy:

justbesplendid:

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F— YOU!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3. * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. * Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it’s true!!!

TRUE!

LOL. So true. :>

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower (via infinitebutterflies)

followandreblog:

jnyyy:

kidaokagee:

Too much sweetness in a relationship leads to a diabetic heart that’s so hard to heal when wounded.

sobrang may point ha.

stfuashley:

happythings:

melissabetty: cute!

moodring:

sszziiddnnii:

ikam:

dontknowdontcare:

shellalalala:

suplada:

heysunday:

grumpymediocre:

ehyonez:

caammzz:

winonathunder:

ohjezz:

(via porkandbeans)

so true!

WAHAHAHAHAHA

TRUE! :))) At natawa naman ako sa MALIBOG na UGNAYAN. :)))

Right=)))

OMG SO TRUE HAHA

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